Your full name: (Middle Initial, First Name, Last Name, First Name, Middle Name)

Your email address:

What unique teaching techniques do you incorporate into your boring classes?

Tell us a little about why you drink way too much coffee

What irritates you most about your boss?

You were picked on in high school, college and even as an adult. How does it feel to finally have all that pain and suffering behind you?

Were you glad when the 1970’s finally ended or do you still yearn for more colorful times?

Are students today more or less whiny and obnoxious than you were in College?

Your name: (Middle Initial, First Name, Last Name, First Name, Middle Name)

Your email address:

Should Concordia be engaged in war with the Goose Nation of Gander?
Yes!
It's irrelevant
No!

What are your feelings on the Pre-History Department purchasing a time machine?

What is your proposed response to the infestation of vending machine robot?

Should Concordia Issue Doublemint gum with parking tickets or is this merely a drain on the budget?
It's a fresh idea - keep it
too expensive -> bad idea

Have you ever, or will you ever, outrun Concordia’s Internet?
Yes, I have
Not yet, but I will
Never have, never will