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A LIST OF JARED'S ALLEGED OFFENSES
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1. When the cafeteria worker asked what he wanted, all the sudden Jared blurted, "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!"

Spice Girls - "Wannabe"

2. From his ex-girlfriend, "The worst was when I dumped him. He looked like he didn't even care and said: 'Life goes on. And it's only gonna make me strong' Gimme a break!"

LeAnn Rimes - "Life Goes On"

3. When asked why he is constantly quoting songs, he said, "In the end, it doesn't even matter."

Linkin Park - "In the End"

4. When taken aside by a teacher and told he was failing a class, Jared spat out: "Dust in the wind... Everything is dust in the wind."

Kansas - "Dust in the Wind"

5. While tying his shoes Jared was overheard saying: "Master of Puppets is pulling the strings, twisting your mind, smashing your dreams."

Metallica - "Master of Puppets"

6. When he sighted a scratch on his car, Jared claimed: "I'm one step closer to the edge, and I'm about to break."

Linkin Park - "One Step Closer"

7. In a chemistry class Jared, puzzled by the intricacies of the Periodic Table of Elements, murmured: "I don't know how you do what you do... It just keeps getting better."

Lonestar - "Amazed"

8. When asked by The Shadow why he likes to hurt his friends by quoting song lyrics Jared said: "All I wanna do is have some fun, and I've got a feeling I'm not the only one."

Sheryl Crow - "All I Wanna Do"

9. Jared's Motto: "Music is my aeroplane"

Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Aeroplane"