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Computer Science Department Voted "Coolest Thing About CUW"
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S118B--In a stunning upset, it has been determined that the computer science department at CUW has won the first annual "Coolest Thing About CUW" Contest. The announcement, perhaps coincidentally, coming mere days after The Shadow revealed themselves to actually be 3 computer science students.
The victory by the CS department has caused mixed reactions among students and faculty. "It’s only fair," said junior computer science major Tom Kappolov.
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Your Horoscope
The Shadow's In-House Horoscopologist, Gilliam Flann brings you Your Horoscope. Last Changed Apr. 21, 2004.
Scorpio
After a horrible year, it looks like the tables are finally turning... unfortunately they are going to do a 360°
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The Shadow Lives!
You are now looking at the original home of The Shadow for its first 2 years of existence. But even after our departure, The Shadow has continued on. You can keep up with the current generation of The Shadow by clicking here. Thanks to everyone who has read The Shadow and to those who are keeping the dream alive.
Special Alumni Edition 2 Now Available!
One MORE last hurrah...This is the last issue of The Shadow from the original creators, released a year and a half after our departure from CUW. We the creators of the original Shadow had been growing increasingly disappointed with the second generation of our paper, thus we felt the need to try and bring back a taste of glories past...
Jesse Burant. Editor/Webmaster/Photo Editing
Yes, that’s right, folks, year two of The Shadow is in the books. We’ve written, um, around 130 articles over that time (yes, I counted).
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John Sanfelippo. Writer
I still can’t believe I’m doing this. Writing The Shadow, I mean. When I first brought up the idea of creating an underground newspaper for CUW...
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Brad Joerres. Middle Management
Well fellow readers, it looks like the end of the world has come. The Shadow staff is finally revealing itself and President Bush is coming...
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Archived News
Student Newspaper Celebrates 8th Reader
FISHBOWL--The fishbowl was jumping with excitement last week as the University’s number two student publication celebrated the picking up of an issue by sophomore David Sung-Kai, who mistakenly thought he was picking up the much more popular newspaper. The mistaken grab brings the grand total of the paper’s readership to approximately eight people.
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